Kat tests a triad of Satisfyer Vibrators
Satisfyer has come out with a line of rechargeable vibrators with powerful motors, which is something many smaller rechargeables haven't been able to accomplish. I was fortunate to receive a selection of them from Satisfyer and I'm covering the first 3 I was drawn to trying in this review—Flower Power, Master, and Magic Bunny.
Some reviewers have issue with how similar Satisfyer's line of vibrators are to the Fun Factory series they were based on but as much as I love Fun Factory's products, their price point have them out of reach for me and many other folx. I'm conflicted but feel that getting orgasmic toys into more hands is a good thing.
All the vibrators in this Satisfyer line are made of silky smooth silicone with some ABS in the handle. They're waterproof which makes them easy to clean, and they each have a magnetic charger that runs off USB. The Satisfyer website claims they're waterproof enough to use in the bath or shower but since that's not a place I masturbate, I didn't test their claims.
Their function buttons are in the handle in easy reach and it was pretty intuitive with a middle power button you hold for on/off and an up button to increase speed then cycle into vibration patterns (6 of each), and a down button to do the opposite. It took me a while to remember that the up button was the one away from my body since most toys tend to have button closer to your body increase intensity.
Power Flower
I'd been curious about this toy ever since I first saw it but didn't know if it would do anything for my body. Since I tend to need incredibly strong, rumbly vibration, I can't always get enough from a smaller vibrator with a smaller motor. The three flickering petals were intriguing, but my clit is hyper-sensitive to direct stimulation and I didn't know if they'd be wonderful or annoying. I'd put this toy in my shopping cart and then talked myself out of spending money at least three times so I was extremely excited to get one in the mail from Satisfyer.
The first thing I loved about this toy was the colour. Not nearly enough sex toys come in red and I was incredibly pleased to see them embracing it with the Power Flower. It is an attractive looking toy with a pleasingly curved shape that made me want to hold it and use it. And it's got good power and a surprisingly rumbly motor, which was good for this wand aficionado.
The petals flattened nicely against my body so that I was able to rumble my pelvic bones in the way that is necessary for my orgasms and I explored holding them farther away and using the tips of the petals for specific stimulation of my clit but that was too intense for me. Someone who liked that kind of stimulation would love this toy! And for those who love flickering nipple stimulation, the petals are fantastic for that as well.
The Power Flower is insertable and I tried that which felt interesting. I'm not sure that is the best way to take advantage of its shape but it was nice when I started getting the feeling of 'I want something inside me now!'
I was able to have a clitoral orgasm with the Power Flower, which is one of the non-wand toys I could probably count on one hand that have made that happen for me. Count me as a fan!
Power Flower
Quality:
5/5
Sensation:
5/5
Versatility:
5/5
Master
In total opposition to the Power Flower, I hated the colour of the Master vibrator. I'm not a fan of flesh-like dildo colours so the dark beige is not something that appeals to my sensibilities. Give me fun colours! Especially ones that aren't purple or pink! The long beige phallus didn't inspire me to want to touch it and explore it the way I had with the Power Flower. Even the name really detracted from the appeal since it evokes some less-than-pleasant images.
The Master vibrator is big. On the Satisfyer site they market it as XXL. I am not size royalty and my eyes are often larger than my pussy when it comes to big toys. Even after warming up with other toys I had a hard time getting the head inside me and it was painful (even with lots of lube) to get it past my pubic bone. Since the shaft of the toy is completely rigid due to the motor structure and has no give, it was similar to the njoy Eleven and the BMS Swan Wand with the 'pain before pleasure' aspect of the toy.
Once inside the Master gave a really nice sense of fullness but I didn't feel like the vibrations were as powerful or rumbly as they were with the other toys in this review. With it being so long it was harder to move around inside me to get to specific pleasure spots although I eventually figured out how to wedge it in front of my cervix in a way that did make my eyes roll back in my head.
That moment of pleasure aside, the Master was not the right vibrator for my body. Someone who loves fisting and feeling full, or someone who wants the depth of a long shaft might really love the Master. But except for when I paired it with my magic wand, I just wasn't able to get a whole lot of pleasure from it. Bigger was not better in this case.
Master
Quality:
4/5
Sensation:
2/5
Versatility:
2/5
Magic Bunny
The Magic Bunny is a take on the classic rabbit vibe with vibrating shaft plus external clitoral vibe. It's short and thick and curved for excellent g-spot stimulation. It's also a typical sex toy purple but I'd take that any day over flesh-like tones. I'm not normally that mad for rabbit toys but since Satisfyer also makes the only other rabbit that has made me come— Pro G-Spot Rabbit —in a delightful fluke they're clearly built for my precise measurements.
The Magic Bunny is deliciously rumbly and the short length made it really easy to move it around inside to hit my g-spot in all the right ways. I hadn't expected it to be anything more than a really enjoyable experiment that I'd need to follow up with my wand but in a wonderfully surprising twist of fate, I was able to have a clitoral orgasm with the Magic Bunny.
The only drawback I'd give the Magic Bunny was that I had to hold onto it tightly since I was squeezing against it so hard it would slide out of me anytime I stopped. Thankfully the handles on the entire line the Satisfyer vibrators are very comfortable to hold.
Magic Bunny
Quality:
5/5
Sensation:
5/5
Versatility:
4/5
Please note: The Power Flower, Master, and Magic Bunny were generously provided to me by Satisfyer in exchange for my honest review. My notes and opinions are my own. Visit the Satisfyer website Here
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